diff --git a/internal/services/paliadin_remote_test.go b/internal/services/paliadin_remote_test.go
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+package services
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"errors"
+	"fmt"
+	"strings"
+	"sync/atomic"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// Tests for the remote-Paliadin backend. Every test bypasses exec via
+// the callShimHook field — no real ssh is ever invoked, no DB rows are
+// written. Tests that would need DB I/O (audit row insert/complete on
+// RunTurn) are not in scope here; paliad's test suite has no sqlx mock
+// and the existing paliadin_test.go only covers pure functions.
+
+func TestNewRemotePaliadinService_Defaults(t *testing.T) {
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{
+		SSHHost: "100.99.98.203",
+		// SSHPort + SSHUser intentionally left zero/empty
+	})
+	if s.cfg.SSHPort != 22022 {
+		t.Errorf("SSHPort default = %d; want 22022 (Tailscale-SSH bypass port)", s.cfg.SSHPort)
+	}
+	if s.cfg.SSHUser != "m" {
+		t.Errorf("SSHUser default = %q; want %q", s.cfg.SSHUser, "m")
+	}
+	if s.cfg.SSHHost != "100.99.98.203" {
+		t.Errorf("SSHHost not preserved: %q", s.cfg.SSHHost)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNewRemotePaliadinService_HonoursOverrides(t *testing.T) {
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{
+		SSHHost: "10.0.0.1",
+		SSHPort: 2222,
+		SSHUser: "alice",
+	})
+	if s.cfg.SSHPort != 2222 {
+		t.Errorf("SSHPort override lost: %d", s.cfg.SSHPort)
+	}
+	if s.cfg.SSHUser != "alice" {
+		t.Errorf("SSHUser override lost: %q", s.cfg.SSHUser)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestClassifySSHError(t *testing.T) {
+	cases := []struct {
+		name string
+		err  error
+		want string
+	}{
+		{"nil", nil, ""},
+		{"explicit ErrMRiverUnreachable", ErrMRiverUnreachable, "mriver_unreachable"},
+		{"wrapped ErrMRiverUnreachable", fmt.Errorf("foo: %w", ErrMRiverUnreachable), "mriver_unreachable"},
+		{"context deadline", context.DeadlineExceeded, "timeout"},
+		{"shim run-turn timeout (exit 124)", errors.New("ssh run-turn …: exit status 124 (stderr: response timeout)"), "timeout"},
+		{"connection refused", errors.New("ssh health: dial: Connection refused"), "mriver_unreachable"},
+		{"connection timed out", errors.New("ssh health: Connection timed out"), "mriver_unreachable"},
+		{"permission denied", errors.New("ssh: Permission denied (publickey)"), "shim_auth_failed"},
+		{"unknown", errors.New("ssh: some other failure"), "shim_error"},
+	}
+	for _, c := range cases {
+		t.Run(c.name, func(t *testing.T) {
+			got := classifySSHError(c.err)
+			if got != c.want {
+				t.Errorf("classifySSHError(%v) = %q; want %q", c.err, got, c.want)
+			}
+		})
+	}
+}
+
+func TestHealthGate_CachesOnSuccess(t *testing.T) {
+	var calls int32
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		atomic.AddInt32(&calls, 1)
+		if len(args) != 1 || args[0] != "health" {
+			t.Errorf("unexpected callShim args: %v", args)
+		}
+		return []byte("ok\n"), nil
+	}
+	for i := 0; i < 5; i++ {
+		if err := s.healthGate(context.Background()); err != nil {
+			t.Fatalf("healthGate iteration %d: %v", i, err)
+		}
+	}
+	if got := atomic.LoadInt32(&calls); got != 1 {
+		t.Errorf("expected 1 callShim call (cached); got %d", got)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestHealthGate_RetriesAfterFailure(t *testing.T) {
+	var calls int32
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		atomic.AddInt32(&calls, 1)
+		return nil, errors.New("ssh: Connection refused")
+	}
+	for i := 0; i < 3; i++ {
+		err := s.healthGate(context.Background())
+		if !errors.Is(err, ErrMRiverUnreachable) {
+			t.Errorf("iteration %d: err %v; want wrapping ErrMRiverUnreachable", i, err)
+		}
+	}
+	// Failed health is NOT cached — every call re-probes.
+	if got := atomic.LoadInt32(&calls); got != 3 {
+		t.Errorf("expected 3 callShim calls (no caching on failure); got %d", got)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestHealthGate_RejectsUnexpectedReply(t *testing.T) {
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		return []byte("not-ok"), nil
+	}
+	err := s.healthGate(context.Background())
+	if !errors.Is(err, ErrMRiverUnreachable) {
+		t.Errorf("err = %v; want wrap of ErrMRiverUnreachable for non-ok reply", err)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestEnsureBootstrapped_RunsOnce(t *testing.T) {
+	var calls int32
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		atomic.AddInt32(&calls, 1)
+		if len(args) != 2 || args[0] != "bootstrap" {
+			t.Errorf("unexpected callShim args: %v", args)
+		}
+		// args[1] is the base64'd system prompt — no need to decode in
+		// the test; just sanity-check it isn't trivially empty.
+		if len(args[1]) < 100 {
+			t.Errorf("bootstrap prompt suspiciously short: %d bytes", len(args[1]))
+		}
+		return []byte("ok\n"), nil
+	}
+	for i := 0; i < 3; i++ {
+		if err := s.ensureBootstrapped(context.Background()); err != nil {
+			t.Fatalf("ensureBootstrapped iteration %d: %v", i, err)
+		}
+	}
+	if got := atomic.LoadInt32(&calls); got != 1 {
+		t.Errorf("expected 1 callShim call (bootstrap is one-shot); got %d", got)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestEnsureBootstrapped_RetriesOnFailure(t *testing.T) {
+	var calls int32
+	var failOnce atomic.Bool
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		atomic.AddInt32(&calls, 1)
+		if failOnce.CompareAndSwap(false, true) {
+			return nil, errors.New("ssh: transient failure")
+		}
+		return []byte("ok\n"), nil
+	}
+	if err := s.ensureBootstrapped(context.Background()); err == nil {
+		t.Fatal("first call should error")
+	}
+	if err := s.ensureBootstrapped(context.Background()); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("second call should succeed: %v", err)
+	}
+	// Third call should be a cache hit (bootstrapped flag set on success).
+	if err := s.ensureBootstrapped(context.Background()); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("third call should be cached: %v", err)
+	}
+	if got := atomic.LoadInt32(&calls); got != 2 {
+		t.Errorf("expected 2 callShim calls (1 fail + 1 succeed; 3rd cached); got %d", got)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestHealthGate_CacheExpires(t *testing.T) {
+	var calls int32
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		atomic.AddInt32(&calls, 1)
+		return []byte("ok"), nil
+	}
+	if err := s.healthGate(context.Background()); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("first probe: %v", err)
+	}
+	// Force the cached timestamp to expire.
+	s.healthMu.Lock()
+	s.healthCheckedAt = time.Now().Add(-11 * time.Second)
+	s.healthMu.Unlock()
+	if err := s.healthGate(context.Background()); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("second probe (expired cache): %v", err)
+	}
+	if got := atomic.LoadInt32(&calls); got != 2 {
+		t.Errorf("expected 2 callShim calls (cache expired between); got %d", got)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestRemotePaliadin_ImplementsPaliadin(t *testing.T) {
+	// Compile-time check is in paliadin_remote.go; this test makes the
+	// failure mode obvious if someone accidentally drops a method.
+	var _ Paliadin = (*RemotePaliadinService)(nil)
+	var _ Paliadin = (*LocalPaliadinService)(nil)
+	var _ Paliadin = (*DisabledPaliadinService)(nil)
+}
+
+func TestDisabledPaliadinService(t *testing.T) {
+	s := NewDisabledPaliadinService(nil, nil)
+	if _, err := s.RunTurn(context.Background(), TurnRequest{}); !errors.Is(err, ErrPaliadinDisabled) {
+		t.Errorf("RunTurn error = %v; want ErrPaliadinDisabled", err)
+	}
+	if err := s.ResetSession(context.Background()); !errors.Is(err, ErrPaliadinDisabled) {
+		t.Errorf("ResetSession error = %v; want ErrPaliadinDisabled", err)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCallShim_SSHArgvShape(t *testing.T) {
+	// Verify the ssh argv we'd construct includes the bypass-port flag,
+	// the key + known_hosts paths, and the verb after `--`. We don't
+	// actually exec ssh — we set callShimHook so callShim never reaches
+	// the exec path; this test just guards the constructor wiring.
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{
+		SSHHost:        "100.99.98.203",
+		SSHPort:        22022,
+		SSHUser:        "m",
+		SSHKeyPath:     "/tmp/k",
+		KnownHostsPath: "/tmp/kh",
+	})
+	var captured []string
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		captured = append([]string(nil), args...)
+		return []byte("ok"), nil
+	}
+	_, _ = s.callShim(context.Background(), "health")
+	if len(captured) != 1 || captured[0] != "health" {
+		t.Errorf("callShim forwarded args = %v; want [health]", captured)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCallShim_StderrSurfacesInError(t *testing.T) {
+	// When the real exec path fails, callShim wraps stderr into the
+	// returned error so classifySSHError can pattern-match. Simulate
+	// that contract via the hook.
+	s := NewRemotePaliadinService(nil, nil, RemotePaliadinConfig{SSHHost: "x"})
+	s.callShimHook = func(ctx context.Context, args ...string) ([]byte, error) {
+		return nil, errors.New("ssh health: exit status 1 (stderr: Permission denied (publickey))")
+	}
+	_, err := s.callShim(context.Background(), "health")
+	if err == nil {
+		t.Fatal("expected error")
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(err.Error(), "Permission denied") {
+		t.Errorf("error should preserve stderr: %v", err)
+	}
+	if classifySSHError(err) != "shim_auth_failed" {
+		t.Errorf("classifier should pick up Permission denied; got %q", classifySSHError(err))
+	}
+}